Sometimes just sending Hi or Hello to the inbox of someone special doesn’t go well. Are you sure you are getting a reply back?? Well, you can wait till the end of time. OR you can just switch your tentacles on and say something that makes them compelled to give a reply. And if you are a woman, what can be some heavenly, cheesy, and funny pickup lines that would bring an instant smile to your crush’s face?. Want to know some funny pickup lines for women to use? Check the next part of the article. You will love it too.
Funny Pickup Lines For Women
- They say Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth. Well, no one has ever been standing next to you.
- My day was not going well, but the moment you arrived, it changed everything?
- Is there an airport nearby, or am I flying in the air?
- Was your day a wrestler? Because Oh My God! You look hot.
- I wondered if I could lend your heart because mine was stolen.
- Why are you so sexy?
- Is the moon too bright tonight, or are you too bright today?
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but Dragons are real?
- Hey, I’m pretty and you’re cute. Together we’d be pretty cute.
- I searched for you on Google because that is the only place I can know all about you.
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- Your eyes are so beautiful I cannot take my eyes off you.
- I’m sorry, I am lost, I searching for my heart?
- Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
- Was your mother a magician? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to write about our future.
- Can you take me to the doctor? I think my heartbeat is not in control
- You don’t need a car to drive me crazy.
- Sorry, but you owe me a drink because I dropped mine when I looked at you.
- You must be water because I’m thirsty by just looking at you.
- Have you been to the doctor lately? Because I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
- I love you with my entire butt. I’d say heart but my butt is bigger.
- Are you a song? Because I can stop listening to you?
- Nice shirt! What’s it made of, boyfriend material?
- Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
- Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?
- Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell me my heart is with you.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.
- Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
- I don’t need Instagram; I’m already following you.
- Please give me your name, so I know what to scream tonight.
- You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.
Liked those Funny pick-up lines? They will surely help you get them going for you. Doubts? Try your luck today. 😉
